The Tools of Ignorance: Barnstorming: Hitting Stat Leaders

Hitting Stat Leaders

Released players are not included. Rate categories are based on a minimum of 31 PA.

Batting Average

AVG	AB	Player	Team
0.485	99	Herman Bronkie	Killer Rabbits
0.456	366	Jim Donnelly	paw paw
0.451	284	Steve Biras	Whiskeytown Loserings
0.429	42	Rod Carew	grand salami
0.385	39	Enos Slaughter	grand salami
0.380	71	Cuckoo Christensen	can of corn
0.375	64	Jimmy Cooney	Chiba Lotte Marines
0.371	70	George Gore	ragin roids
0.367	90	Les Bell	3k sit downnnnnn
0.365	85	Jeff Bagwell	Three people who have never be...

On Base Percentage

OBP	AB	Player	Team
0.519	99	Herman Bronkie	Killer Rabbits
0.510	42	Rod Carew	grand salami
0.478	39	Enos Slaughter	grand salami
0.471	366	Jim Donnelly	paw paw
0.471	85	Jeff Bagwell	Three people who have never be...
0.462	284	Steve Biras	Whiskeytown Loserings
0.455	25	Jose Cruz	Morris Townies
0.453	138	Rocky Colavito	shutout again
0.450	71	Cuckoo Christensen	can of corn
0.443	70	George Gore	ragin roids

Slugging Percentage

SLG	AB	Player	Team
0.919	99	Herman Bronkie	Killer Rabbits
0.846	39	Enos Slaughter	grand salami
0.782	742	Keith McDonald	dbacks
0.718	85	Jeff Bagwell	Three people who have never be...
0.657	102	Bill Robinson	unkown
0.643	42	Rod Carew	grand salami
0.631	1,687	Henry Blanco	diamond dust
0.625	64	Jimmy Cooney	Chiba Lotte Marines
0.622	90	Stan Royer	Three people who have never be...
0.617	47	Manny Ramirez	3 2 1 blast off

On Base Plus Slugging

OPS	AB	Player	Team
1.438	99	Herman Bronkie	Killer Rabbits
1.324	39	Enos Slaughter	grand salami
1.188	85	Jeff Bagwell	Three people who have never be...
1.153	42	Rod Carew	grand salami
1.142	742	Keith McDonald	dbacks
1.083	102	Bill Robinson	unkown
1.056	71	Cuckoo Christensen	can of corn
1.045	64	Jimmy Cooney	Chiba Lotte Marines
1.040	47	Manny Ramirez	3 2 1 blast off
1.026	64	Raul Ibanez	Big Lebowskies

Hits

H	AB	Player	Team
2,169	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
2,137	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
2,029	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
2,026	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
1,763	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
1,748	5,703	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,560	5,427	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,406	5,381	Vern Stephens	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,380	5,120	Birdie Cree	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,377	4,731	Craig Grebeck	South City Payroll Processors

Singles

1B	AB	Player	Team
1,479	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
1,364	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
1,355	5,703	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,175	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
1,151	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
1,058	5,427	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,021	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
1,011	4,731	Craig Grebeck	South City Payroll Processors
931	3,905	Woody Williams	Pennsauken Pill Poppers
927	5,381	Vern Stephens	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats

Doubles

2B	AB	Player	Team
562	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
539	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
513	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
502	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
490	3,280	Pat Borders	lets play two
484	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
381	5,120	Birdie Cree	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
343	5,703	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
335	4,112	Bob Nieman	Yoknapatawpha Yellow Hammers
330	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers

Triples

Home Runs

HR	AB	Player	Team
296	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
248	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
243	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
219	3,364	Dave Hostetler	Fake City Plastic Trees
219	4,428	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors
207	3,669	Willie Stargell	Quahog Shipoopis
205	3,971	Andres Galarraga	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers
202	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
195	2,970	Mickey Klutts	Minneapolis Thunder Bitches
168	1,687	Henry Blanco	diamond dust

Runs

R	AB	Player	Team
1,246	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
1,063	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
1,042	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
909	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
826	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
822	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
781	5,703	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
754	5,427	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
653	4,594	Willie Mays	myrtle beach balls
643	4,428	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors

Runs Batted In

RBIs	AB	Player	Team
1,190	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
1,175	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
944	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
927	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
871	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
798	5,381	Vern Stephens	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
787	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
786	4,428	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors
713	5,427	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
699	4,594	Willie Mays	myrtle beach balls

Bases On Balls

BB	AB	Player	Team
1,063	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
1,046	3,478	Jim Brown	Yoknapatawpha Yellow Hammers
807	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
673	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
626	5,427	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
618	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
592	3,181	Fred Jacklitsch	Columbus Rippers
572	4,428	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors
536	4,731	Craig Grebeck	South City Payroll Processors
517	3,419	Bobby Abreu	Quahog Shipoopis

Strikeouts

SO	AB	Player	Team
1,302	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
1,000	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
898	4,759	Scott Spiezio	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
856	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
833	5,703	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
750	3,669	Willie Stargell	Quahog Shipoopis
738	4,428	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors
731	3,478	Jim Brown	Yoknapatawpha Yellow Hammers
721	3,881	Harmon Killebrew	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers
679	3,971	Andres Galarraga	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers

Hit By Pitches

HBP	AB	Player	Team
204	5,703	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
85	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
83	3,502	Charlie Hickman	Fake City Plastic Trees
80	4,759	Scott Spiezio	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
80	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
72	3,038	Buck Freeman	Kennard Killers
71	5,427	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
66	5,120	Birdie Cree	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
65	3,190	John Reilly	South City Payroll Processors
62	2,041	Ron Hunt	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers

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