The Tools of Ignorance: Barnstorming: Hitting Stat Leaders

Hitting Stat Leaders

Released players are not included. Rate categories are based on a minimum of 31 PA.

Batting Average

On Base Percentage

OBP	AB	Player	Team
0.519	99	Herman Bronkie	Killer Rabbits
0.510	42	Rod Carew	grand salami
0.478	39	Enos Slaughter	grand salami
0.471	366	Jim Donnelly	paw paw
0.471	85	Jeff Bagwell	Three people who have never be...
0.462	284	Steve Biras	Whiskeytown Loserings
0.455	25	Jose Cruz	Morris Townies
0.453	138	Rocky Colavito	shutout again
0.450	71	Cuckoo Christensen	can of corn
0.443	70	George Gore	ragin roids

Slugging Percentage

SLG	AB	Player	Team
0.919	99	Herman Bronkie	Killer Rabbits
0.846	39	Enos Slaughter	grand salami
0.780	759	Keith McDonald	dbacks
0.718	85	Jeff Bagwell	Three people who have never be...
0.657	102	Bill Robinson	unkown
0.643	42	Rod Carew	grand salami
0.643	42	Joe Wood	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
0.631	1,687	Henry Blanco	diamond dust
0.625	64	Jimmy Cooney	Chiba Lotte Marines
0.622	90	Stan Royer	Three people who have never be...

On Base Plus Slugging

OPS	AB	Player	Team
1.438	99	Herman Bronkie	Killer Rabbits
1.324	39	Enos Slaughter	grand salami
1.188	85	Jeff Bagwell	Three people who have never be...
1.153	42	Rod Carew	grand salami
1.138	759	Keith McDonald	dbacks
1.083	102	Bill Robinson	unkown
1.056	71	Cuckoo Christensen	can of corn
1.052	42	Joe Wood	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1.045	64	Jimmy Cooney	Chiba Lotte Marines
1.040	47	Manny Ramirez	3 2 1 blast off

Hits

H	AB	Player	Team
2,169	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
2,137	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
2,029	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
2,026	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
1,789	5,838	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,763	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
1,597	5,549	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,436	5,506	Vern Stephens	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,403	5,196	Birdie Cree	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,383	4,753	Craig Grebeck	South City Payroll Processors

Singles

1B	AB	Player	Team
1,479	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
1,388	5,838	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,364	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
1,175	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
1,151	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
1,084	5,549	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
1,021	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
1,014	4,753	Craig Grebeck	South City Payroll Processors
964	4,049	Woody Williams	Pennsauken Pill Poppers
945	5,506	Vern Stephens	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats

Doubles

2B	AB	Player	Team
562	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
539	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
513	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
502	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
499	3,321	Pat Borders	lets play two
484	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
385	5,196	Birdie Cree	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
347	5,838	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
335	4,112	Bob Nieman	Yoknapatawpha Yellow Hammers
330	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers

Triples

Home Runs

HR	AB	Player	Team
296	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
248	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
243	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
219	3,364	Dave Hostetler	Fake City Plastic Trees
219	4,447	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors
218	4,148	Andres Galarraga	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers
207	3,690	Willie Stargell	Quahog Shipoopis
202	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
195	2,970	Mickey Klutts	Minneapolis Thunder Bitches
168	1,687	Henry Blanco	diamond dust

Runs

R	AB	Player	Team
1,246	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
1,063	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
1,042	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
909	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
826	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
822	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
805	5,838	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
770	5,549	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
658	4,632	Willie Mays	myrtle beach balls
644	4,447	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors

Runs Batted In

RBIs	AB	Player	Team
1,190	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
1,175	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
944	5,683	Joe Medwick	Grunge Rockers
927	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
871	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
810	5,506	Vern Stephens	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
789	4,447	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors
787	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
737	5,549	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
704	3,816	Fred Lynn	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats

Bases On Balls

BB	AB	Player	Team
1,063	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
1,046	3,478	Jim Brown	Yoknapatawpha Yellow Hammers
807	7,525	Jack Lapp	Grunge Rockers
673	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
644	5,549	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
618	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
592	3,181	Fred Jacklitsch	Columbus Rippers
574	4,447	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors
536	4,753	Craig Grebeck	South City Payroll Processors
519	3,441	Bobby Abreu	Quahog Shipoopis

Strikeouts

SO	AB	Player	Team
1,302	7,010	Reggie Jefferson	Grunge Rockers
1,000	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
917	4,872	Scott Spiezio	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
857	5,838	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
856	5,027	Babe Ruth	Grunge Rockers
759	4,039	Harmon Killebrew	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers
757	3,690	Willie Stargell	Quahog Shipoopis
739	4,447	David Ortiz	South City Payroll Processors
731	3,478	Jim Brown	Yoknapatawpha Yellow Hammers
705	4,148	Andres Galarraga	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers

Hit By Pitches

HBP	AB	Player	Team
206	5,838	Joe Judge	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
85	7,364	Brian Giles	Grunge Rockers
83	3,502	Charlie Hickman	Fake City Plastic Trees
81	4,872	Scott Spiezio	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
80	7,443	Honus Wagner	Grunge Rockers
73	5,549	Joe Kelley	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
72	3,038	Buck Freeman	Kennard Killers
67	2,196	Ron Hunt	Ann Arbor Tree Huggers
67	5,196	Birdie Cree	Glen Park Polydactyl Cats
65	3,207	John Reilly	South City Payroll Processors

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